i found out about that burn blog posting everyone’s ‘nudes’
and i was gunna submit a horse as me because of my url
so i googled naked horse
horses are always naked
im so stupid i hate myself
some gems i found when i ended up in the wrong side of youtube
FROLLO/LADY GAGA YIISSSSS
So the university has these rocks you can paint, usually for special events, so for our anime con we painted them as dittos— it’s actually really uncanny how well the shape works for the shiny ditto— I know they’re just blobs, but even dittos have a certain shape to them, haha.
My storyboard final! An autobiographical tale of the scariest thing I ever encountered while babysitting.
OH MY GOD I AM CRYINLAUGHINGAKJSNDKSJFNSDGKJSD
I LAUHGED SO MUCH I THINK I PULLED SOMTHINGLKfsGH
my mom when she saw that twinkies were back as dreamies
i remember when they thought that a tsunami was going to crash into the east coast of australia
and it’s 8 in the morning, my neighbour comes out shirtless, in boardies with a beer and his thongs and he goes
“mate the last thing I need is a tsunami, I just repaved my driveway”
Are thongs different in Australia bcuz it’d be weird if your neighbor was wearing more than one
I believe you call them flip-flops my good man
I thought you’d always be fine, but clearly you’re unbalanced.
a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead
if you’re gonna put music on during sex make sure it’s a live album so people clap for you every five minutes